Posts by Las Malvinas son Argentinas

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

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Las Malvinas son Argentinas

Las Malvinas son Argentina your win at 508. but he drop 3 more than Simon win 506.

Fuck…. Now Simon stands to win. I really thought I’d be the first Patreoff champion. Oh well. Looks like most of us underestimated the fragility of his support.

Still curious what he'll do now that he's hovering around that magic "500 or I close shop" number again.

He also has the YT channel subscriptions. On his begging videos he’s made it clear he needs 500 combined from both and I believe the last time he announced numbers YT was at over 100 (this would be early April). YT probably has had similar proportional drops and might be under 100 by now.

If so, that would put him well below the 620 mark he claimed he needed met in order to “grow the channel”.

Even at 620 and over, he certainly made no attempt to “grow the channel” and if anything his productivity dove since he got his Patreon bubble. He also claimed he had great “plans” this year for the channel if he could reach 620, but unless you consider him making the same videos as before “great plans” then you were misled and ripped off.

Now if called on that promise he can turn to his followers and say he’s fallen below 620 and can’t grow the channel. See how that works?

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

If he’s still doing standup, it’ll be interesting to see which parts he drops or if he’s stubborn enough to recycle the same lame jokes. He has gotten absolutely roasted here and on other media for spending more than a few minutes on masturbation. And the whole “Zagreb is turning into a mall and I hate some stores” along with the dildo joke about the Queen were ill prepared.

I personally hope he does continue with the stand-up. Along with being entertaining with regards to the cringe factor, it’s getting him nowhere and if it’s to pick up women, this is a bit TMI. I can’t see any lady in the audience coming away from this like “oh I have to meet this guy.” Like with everything else in his life, particularly the livestream, he has no self awareness and cannot read the room. The biggest applause lines came when he announced he was an atheist and formerly a JW. And he completely lost the room once he launched into his sexual repression/masturbation rant at the end.

He’s at 526 now BTW. Patreon is headquartered in San Francisco and it’s still June there.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

He looks at us all

Sees the mockery that is emerging

While his Patreon gently weeps…

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

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are we allowed to hunt down and eliminate Patreons to influence the results?

Sounds like a Call of Duty game. Call of Duty: Patreon?

The lower level bosses could be Kit Kat and Tibor. Kit Kat has scratch power and Tibor uses flatulence as weapons.

The mid level bosses would be Dijana and the two girls but with a twist. Lloyd uses all of them as human shields and flees at some point during the battle to save his own ass. Once Lloyd leaves the player moves on as they are not going to kill civilians.

Another boss could be a Thai sex worker assassin who Lloyd hired to defend his financial empire.

The penultimate boss would be Lloyd’s penis, and you can guess what it uses as a weapon to slime you.

Lloyd’s the final boss, and he uses words like “abnegate” as weapons, only solvable by giving a synonym within a short time frame. Inability to answer results in your power being reduced,

As the Lloyd boss is defeated, it triggers the real audio of his two Judicial Committees.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

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My 11 month old just leaned over and whispered:

”How will Jessica’s Daddy fight the bad men if his Patrons continue to drop? Does every Manchester Utd fan have a weight problem? Who killed Jeffrey Epstein? Oh - and put me down for -20.”

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I’m Just for fun , for people who want to play...Just put the number on a post I will then put it on this chart...then post it back .

I say Jabba the Hutt loses 22. Toblerone - put that chart on your Twitter for more visibility.

He's at 530 patrons and it's not even the end of the month when there's always a drop-off.

This is what should concern him being that he’s so dead set on getting a certain amount of patrons. He cannot maintain them with his current quality and quantity of content and every month comes with some measure of doubt about the sustainability of it all. He’s just not into this anymore. He’s here for his pay cheque.

There’s no such thing as a free trip to Hawaii or even Australia. You take in that much money on people’s goodwill then you are under the microscope for everything. Clinton was President for 8 years and did a lot of things, good and bad, but he’ll always be known for Monica Lewinsky and the stained dress.

This is Lloyd Evans’ legacy and the pic doesn’t lie:

*Edit - Journeyman - good point. Here is the enhanced version. Pic changed.

My father did a lot of embarrassing and troubling shit, but at least he doesn’t have something like the pic above for a visual reference.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

That pic…

Wears a tank top but has absolutely no muscle tone.

Completely pale. Doesn’t get out much, at least during the day. Bad choice of shirt if you have no toning at all.

The shirt reads “Bronx” in Old English script, which is primarily used by American street gangs. Makes him a target if he ever went anywhere with a gang presence.

Grew the Jabba the Hutt beard once more to hide the double chin. Contrasts with his bleached hair.

Looks ill. Like he went on a starvation diet with the aid of diet pills.

He’d get his ass kicked if he went outside looking like that. Women will not find that look attractive either. He’s trying for a look that does not fit him and is ill matched with the bushy beard, bleached hair and his body type.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

So Sherri and Sacha stepped in.

Aren’t these the two who went out of pocket for $15K AUD to support Lloyd and family’s trip to Australia? I had always assumed it was but have no first hand knowledge. I understand if this is private and can’t be confirmed in public.

I bet he'd respond promptly if someone who left was successful & wealthy and looking for ways to spend their money on exJW "activism".

I remember during the AAWA launch how “nice Lloyd” made his first ever appearance. Little known fact: this forum was initially VERY supportive of him and AAWA upon launch. You could tell he was in a state of bliss and was just feeding off the positive energy. He was also making all these plans, even promising to make his long promised first appearance at the annual Tahoe meetup, saying barely disguised things like “if things end up like I foresee”. Meaning of course if he were given the salary he expected and his travel round the world were compensated.

Anyway, nice Lloyd lasted for about as long as his AAWA payday hopes lasted. Probably a few weeks. He was answering any and all questions addressed to him, inviting people to email him and answering PMs. He didn’t step in and start any of the usual fights.

Once this site started calling the grift out and the doxxing scandal, he never let his displeasure go, taking cheap shots at the site owner and other prominent posters. Called us a “peanut gallery” and an “anti-activist forum”.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I am not sure if Karen fell out with her dad due to her dad not pledging allegiance to the Lord and Savior of the exJW community.

It would appear that contrary to Lloyd’s assertions at the beginning of his livestream, he does indeed split families and cause people to be shunned.

If Karen is to believe what the Apostle Tibor said, her dad is victim to a “JW Mindset” by rejecting Lloyd.

Stay away from your dad, Karen. Lloyd doesn’t need the negativity. Perhaps with time he will change his destructive path, reject the lies of Kim Silvio the Devil, return to Lloyd and resume his financial support.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars

by Newly Enlightened in

original reddit post (removed).

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

The low-budget hippy cult leader (who's eaten a few too many pies) holding forth with his "pearls of wisdom", while the adoring acolyte gazes at him in rapt attention.

The critical thinking portion of everyone’s brain should be thinking about this comment of Karen’s:

“I have met him, been interviewed by him, been helped and supported by him, been on his channel with him, I don’t need google.”

The kind of logic she is using can easily be used to dismiss anything said about the elders and the WT. JWs say the same thing. They don’t need google, they already know everything there is to know about the organisation and the brothers are “not like that”. Here Karen is confronted with misbehaviour of a sexual nature that Lloyd admitted to, and she still feels no need to do her own research and is taking his word on it. In fact she wants nothing to do with it, Lloyd is great na-na-na-na-na I’m not listening to you!

Here is a sex abuse survivor going to a man who can’t control his penis and has admitted to sexual misconduct over a period of 15 years. You can’t make this shit up.

What can Lloyd Evans offer her in support that anyone else, exJW or worldly, can’t? This is a man who wrote about his own sexual misdeeds as an elder, admitted to a prostitute addiction which lasted many years and behind his wife’s back. Again, how and why could this man be of any help? This is like going to OJ Simpson for marital counseling, coming away from that thinking that he’s a great guy and refusing to Google him.

And it’s OK because he supposedly helped a few years back.

Why should we take anything she has to say seriously?